moonlabbit:

did you see hannibal tv series on NBC?

It’s awesome! and Dr. Lecter. please eat her right now.

Hugh Dancy for Modern Luxury Magazines, April 1, 2012

The mirrors in your mind can reflect the best of yourself, not the worst of someone else.”

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brashblacknonbeliever:

thegoddamazon:

rokahasa:

rosecoveredtardis:

thetasrose:

dicksp8jr:

yue-the-tianlong:

silvermoon424:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

I AM SO DONE.

I couldn’t even get past a quarter of this before I just started laughing at how painfully terrible this was written! XD

MEAT WAND

There are so many great phrases. I don’t know which one wins. Buttermilk bosoms, dick aneurysm, dick Parkinson’s, galloping abs…

OH LOOK AURI

IT’S THE VERSION I LOST BUT INTENDED TO REBLOG IN CASE YOU DIDN’T SEE 

OH MY GOD I CAN’T BREATHE

HE ENTERED HER LIKE A LOTTERY
if you never do anything else again just take the time to listen to this oh my god

-goes on to glory-

“her snooch got all warm too”

OH SWEET LORD!!!!

watsonette:

captainsway:

watsonette:

captainsway:

watsonette replied to your post: sobbing quietly in a corner, waiting for death

what is it about guns though. just. ugh. im so done.

that specific one was touching the butt

i want to bite the butt

maybe this will calm you down

WHAT THE FUCK

KIKI

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

OMFG

I DONT KNOW BUT

i’M S OFUCKING DONE I RAN OUT OF OXYGEN

I JUST FOUND OUT THIS

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IS A THING

AND I WANT TO DIE

*explodes*

theheirsofdurin:

RA’s body appreciation post (Part 3)

[Part 1] [Part 2]

oh my god

is that henry’s dad???

nope, i’m putting ouat away for right now

i’m not emotionally ready for this shit