I’m confused and very concerned.
oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds
this is SO BAD
Actually making that face right now. How the hell did this get published?
What the actual fuck is this? It reads like really bad fanfic.
- Losing one’s “virginity” should never ever be like that. LUBE. LUBE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
- THIS IS NOT HOW PEOPLE FUCK. THIS IS NOT HOW PEOPLE FUCK.
- “ecstatic triumph” what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!
It reads like really bad fanfic
Apparently, its Twilight fanfic with the names changed.
entrance of my sex
ur so tight
MY MOM WANTS TO READ THIS AND I DON’T KNOW WHY….
my moM HAS A sIGNED COPY
that settles it i’m downloading this right now
ph my god
I’M SORRY I GOT TO ‘ENTRANCE OF MY SEX’ AND I’M ALMOST CRYING FROM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AS LOUD AS I ALMOST DID
On a slightly sadder note, news of who will be cast as John Watson in the new Sherlock Holmes series called ‘Elementary’, has been announced. I dont think i have the strength for this…
As we all know by now, CBS has decided to create their own version of a ‘modern’ Sherlock. And if that wasnt bad enough, Lucy Liu, a former charlie’s angel, has been cast as the female counterpart of John Watson. A woman John Watson. Not to mention that her name will be Joan Watson, and will most likely end up in a relationship with Holmes as all tv show dramas go. Besides the point that they are stealing the wonderful idea from Moffat and Gattis, they have now decided to fully Americanize it and set it in New York City. I myself was born in Manhattan, and have lived here all my life, but yet have i seen an american remake of a a foreign classic that was any good. Maybe it is early to bash this series but i myself know that it will not go over well. Anyway if you want to subject yourself to some total ridiculousness then go read the article from its source.
Why the fuck did I read this. This was an ~announcement~ from the BBC Sherlock deviantArt account.
Debating with Ziona.
Need an answer from the public.
I want to make a post of all the bad Mary Sue/Sherlock fanfic summaries.
Good idea or best idea?
OTP: Would you have any objection to my running my finger along your parietal fissure?
My parents have finally shown my youngest brother Hangover 2 to prove to him that they are justified in calling him Teddy.
I’m really tired of other atheists/agnostics acting like they’re being persecuted and that it’s just so hard for them to walk around in society without being judged/hated/whatever.
No one gives a shit.
Uh… you know in many states, atheists can’t even run for government? You know how religious people are the majority and atheists get called ‘Satanists’ and various other names for not believing in anything? You know atheists get posts LIKE THESE aimed towards them for being a religious minority?
Did you know that if an atheist presidential candidate ran, they would be less likely to be voted for than an adulterer? After that fucking scandal over Clinton, that’s saying a lot. Also, soldiers in the military have to take a faith test in order to see how well their mental capacities are? Even though there are atheists in the military and faith has no basis?
This is actually kind of douchey. >:/
EDIT: Also, in case you were wondering, there’s an entire wikipedia page about the discrimination against atheists. Thank you theists for not giving a shit!
Researchers create sperm from embryonic stem cells
Researchers at Kyoto University in Japan have created fully functioning sperm from mouse embryonic stem cells. The sperm cells were able to fertilize mouse eggs in vitro, and when the scientists implanted the embryos into surrogate mothers, the mice gave birth to healthy offspring. The research, published in the journal Cell, may someday help treat infertility in humans.
The need and value of studying human stem cells keeps getting more and more apparent.
EXCEPT WE CAN’T BECAUSE TEH BABBIEZ.