staceyjeanmachine:

mindovermatterzine

“People order each other to smile because they feel uncomfortable around people who are not smiling, especially when those people are women (or are read as such). Women are expected to be nice and sweet, to make other people feel comfortable. A woman who says ‘hey, I think there’s a problem here’ is being ‘negative.’ A woman who doesn’t smile while she’s being harassed is ‘humourless.’ A woman who prefers to stay focused on tasks is a ‘cold bitch.’ Significant gendering is involved here; women have an obligation to look and act a certain way and when they don’t, they need to be hassled until they do.” 

— S. E. Smith, Smile! (Your Face Is Making People Unhappy)

dassitright:

senseret:

FUCK THE PATRIARCHYYY.

QUEENS

consultingoctopus:

Interviewer: Louise wants to know did you get Benedict in The Hobbit, or did he get you in The Hobbit, or did both your agents get you both in The Hobbit? [x]

I love how they think he’s kidding. 

Martin Freeman in Nativity! (2009)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

JUST SO YOU BOTH KNOW, THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS.

NO GOD.

NO HOPE.

THERE’S ONLY WORK AND TAXES AND INFIDELITY AND SHITTY DIVORCE AND MAYBE, IF YOU’RE LUCKY, DEATH.

PLEASE GO AWAY NOW, AND THANKS FOR CHOOSING HONEST DON’S POLAR EMPORIUM FOR ALL YOUR FUN TIME NEEDS. I’M HONEST DON, AND IF YOU SEE MY DECIDEDLY DISHONEST EX-WIFE LURKING AROUND THE PARKING LOT IT WOULD BE REALLY GREAT IF YOU SHOT HER IN THE HEART.

WITH A GUN.

HAVE A GOOD VACATION. 

goldfish945:

fuckyeahjohnfinnemore:

That horse does have a tiny head. It’s kind of freaking me out.

JOHN FINNEMORE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

“The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain.”   -Eowyn.

If I gave full vent to the wonders - the windmills of my mind about who would and wouldn’t make it through the night, it would be terrifying. It would make Joe Stalin look like a walk in the park, I’ll tell you that.
Martin Freeman, The Steve Show (via willowmansdaughter)