Another stupid idea from my Inception/Sherlock crossover. Molly and Irene won’t actually meet in the story, but this was too fun to pass up. Also, I have a theory that people like John and Molly are sort of like drugs to people like Sherlock, Jim, and Irene.
Apparently I accidentally made Irene the Sherlock version of Jack. So lol whoops:
After Karachi, Irene teamed up with Torchwood. The team left her and Jack alone and when they came back to find the headquarters demolished, they found the answer to the question: what happens when two sex bombs collide?
I love that this is Jack’s first spoken line in the whole show.
Jack: Immortal and a bit of an oral fixation?! Oh, you’re just my type of guy!
Nathan: What the fuck, man? Suspenders? What are you - white, pedophile Urkel?
Jack: Name’s Captain Jack Harkness. I’m interested in studying your…abilities.
Nathan: Yeah? Well study these! *grabs his crotch*
Jack: Oh gladly! That’s one of my own abilities.
Nathan: Fuck off, Urkel. I’m not gay.
Jack: Wait, wait: Listen! have you ever heard of Torchwood?
Nathan: Touching wood? No, but I fondle plenty of pussy.
30 Days Of Doctor Who
Day 24 - Favourite Accessory Of The Doctor’s
The Sonic Screwdriver
Captain Jack Harkness: ‘Okay, this can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and a triple-fold sonic disruptor. Doc, what you got?’
The Doctor: ‘I’ve got a sonic, er, never mind.’
Captain Jack Harkness: ‘What?’
The Doctor: ‘It’s sonic, okay, let’s leave it at that.’
Captain Jack Harkness: ‘Disruptor? Cannon? What?’
The Doctor: ‘It’s sonic, totally sonic. I am sonicked up!’
Captain Jack Harkness: ‘A sonic what?’
The Doctor: ‘Screwdriver!’
John Barrowman - The Doctor and I
What. How did I not know that this existed? Ladies and gentlemen, John Barrowman: the voice of an angel. Also the ‘defabricate you’ line made me die laughing.
HNNNNNG DO IT DO IT DO IT.