- How do you do that?
- I aim for the middle.

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brashblacknonbeliever:

thegoddamazon:

rokahasa:

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dicksp8jr:

yue-the-tianlong:

silvermoon424:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

I AM SO DONE.

I couldn’t even get past a quarter of this before I just started laughing at how painfully terrible this was written! XD

MEAT WAND

There are so many great phrases. I don’t know which one wins. Buttermilk bosoms, dick aneurysm, dick Parkinson’s, galloping abs…

OH LOOK AURI

IT’S THE VERSION I LOST BUT INTENDED TO REBLOG IN CASE YOU DIDN’T SEE 

OH MY GOD I CAN’T BREATHE

HE ENTERED HER LIKE A LOTTERY
if you never do anything else again just take the time to listen to this oh my god

-goes on to glory-

“her snooch got all warm too”

OH SWEET LORD!!!!

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watsonette:

“waiting in our giant testicles”

i”m CRYIHNGGGGGGGGG

‘to find out, we’re going to take you on the epic journey sperm undertake through the human body’

nope

nope

i can’t do this

True Facts of Truth with Ewan McGregor [x]

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sakibatch:

suddenlyfalling:

Martin Freeman and Ian McKellen choosing who to marry. (x)

I CANT BREATHE THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING

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devinleighbee:

I have not seen Skyfall (yet) but this crossover is making me foam at the mouth. Someone fic this. 

Ryn

I have

to reblog

because this is so bad

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