people make fun of the elderly for how they use the internet but at least my grandma isn’t a superwholockian
Remember the cartoon Madeline?
WHAT IS HAPPENING.
IN AN OLD HOUSE IN PARIS, ALL COVERED IN VINES
THERE LIVED A HOBBIT
The moment in The Hobbit when you start crying.
Okay what if Amy and Rory and Martha ended up in the same room and they had to do something to save the world and Amy and Rory are trying to figure it out and Martha’s in the corner filing her nails and Amy and Rory or like omg what do we do and Martha strolls over and sighs like
there there children
I’ve got this.
And then she saves the world aGAIN and the Ponds are like who are you.
And she puts on some sunglasses and says “I’m Martha Jones” and then a rope ladder drops from the sky and she’s airlifted away to heavy metal and glitter canons.
Imagine fucking Benedict Cumberbatch. It’s mediocre at best and he comes quickly. But then, in the midst of orgasm, his facial features begin to morph. With horror you realize that he is turning into a sloth. Soon the transformation is complete. He has reached his final form.