It’s not that he hasn’t done anything of any importance whatsoever. He’s a pretty good actor with a large fanbase. But to say he’s more influential than Kanye West or Lupita Nyong’o or Laverne Cox is a fucking total joke. He deserves to be on there more than some other people who are on there (Carrie Underwood is who I’m talking about), but not more than some of the people who didn’t make the cut.
And I have literally a million jokes about Benedict Cumberbatch’s appearance. Digging into the archives for a few of my best:
- Benedict Cumberbatch is the mayor of the Uncanny Valley.
- Benedict Cumberbatch looks like Abe Sapien in whiteface.
- Benedict Cumberbatch looks like Japan’s attempt to make a Nicolas Cage robot to star in their commercials after he dies.
- Benedict Cumberbatch looks like if aliens made a doll of humans that represented us the way Teddy Ruxpin represents bears.
- Benedict Cumberbatch looks like a foot made of lite mayo.
- Benedict Cumberbatch looks like a normal white guy whose body has been taken over by one of those bugs from Men in Black.
- Benedict Cumberbatch looks like a blobfish on a mannequin.
- Benedict Cumberbatch looks like he’s permanently in the middle of looking into the Ark of the Covenant.
john green you ARE larry what are you even saying
I TRIED TO GET THE FAT CAT TO COME INSIDE
AND IN DOING SO I DROPPED MY FRAPPE CUP WHICH WAS ALMOST HALF FULL
ALL OVER THE FUCKING FLOOR AT THE FRONT DOOR OF MY HOUSE
luckily the puppy went to fucking town and cleaned up most of it
but still wtf cat whyyyyyyy
What!!! What the heck
Stop being cannibals this instant
CIS people that is bad and hurtful. You kill people by ingesting them