I don’t know where this is from, but…
Between this and that Toyota commercial-
Man, I hope genderfuckery of this highly attractive magnitude just INVADES popular media until privileged heteronormative cismen who unthinkingly dominate the world around them through objectification of women and shaming of homosexuality are forced to think.
Forced to think because when they see an attractive ass in panties, they can no longer instinctively flap their dicks at it and say, “I’d own that” without having to think about gender or sexuality. Torn between their habit of reflexively objectifying women and gay-shaming themselves and others, they would have no choice but to open their eyes a little wider and actually think about the people they share the world with instead of living in a neverending reel of imagery that reinforces a narrow reality where they are king.
oh here’s a berlynn wohl fanfic about how sherlock created two tentacle creatures he named ‘didi’ and ‘gogo’ and proceeds to have sex with them
this is in the same series where sherlock creates clones of himself and john to have orgies
HERE’S A QUOTE: ‘Sherlock wanted to make Gogo happy. He wanted that tentacle in him, milking his prostate hard. He wanted to make thick, hot spurts to feed his pet. He was willing, but terrified: it was the first time he’d ever climaxed having absolutely no choice in when the moment of truth would arrive. Gogo just worked him until he couldn’t take any more pleasure, and when his cock spurted, Gogo fed on it, warm, velvety skin absorbing every drop that spilled out.’
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME THAT BERLYNN WOHL IS A PIECE OF SHIT
here are some choice quotes from her johnlock fanfics which are TERRIBLE by the way:
RA’s body appreciation post (Part 4)
A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”
I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS
I AM SO DONE.
I couldn’t even get past a quarter of this before I just started laughing at how painfully terrible this was written! XD
There are so many great phrases. I don’t know which one wins. Buttermilk bosoms, dick aneurysm, dick Parkinson’s, galloping abs…
OH LOOK AURI
IT’S THE VERSION I LOST BUT INTENDED TO REBLOG IN CASE YOU DIDN’T SEE
OH MY GOD I CAN’T BREATHE
HE ENTERED HER LIKE A LOTTERY
if you never do anything else again just take the time to listen to this oh my god
-goes on to glory-
“her snooch got all warm too”
OH SWEET LORD!!!!
RA’s body appreciation post (Part 3)
picture of richard armitage’s butt:
picture of andrew scott’s butt:
god bless us every one
god bless us every one